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Nothing 2 Buy
A satirical luxury brand selling premium, artisanally-curated nothing — the only product guaranteed never to end up in a landfill, a junk drawer, or a regret spiral.
For Fun
Built for fun,
shipped anyway.
DIY culture, punk rock, and building weird things anyway. Here are some of the sites and experiments I've made for fun — software experiments, satire, history games, and the occasional gnome uprising.
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Conspiracy Team
A fresh, scientifically-unsound theory every hour — auto-generated, grounded in real RSS feeds, and shipped on a timer, because the deep state never sleeps. (All content is satire. Probably. Don't @ us.)
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Czar Postarius
The gnome king of digital absurdity — a satirical book and site poking fun at conspiracy culture and the chaos of posting into the void.
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Buddy Through Time
An educational gaming platform — a growing collection of history, geography, and relativity games, narrated by a time-traveling dog. Travel through time, one game at a time.