For Fun
DIY culture, punk rock, and building weird things anyway. Here are some of the sites and experiments I've made for fun — software experiments, satire, history games, and the occasional gnome uprising.
Books
The Nice Book — a memoir built on one idea: nice isn't something you are, it's something you do, over and over, on ordinary days when it'd be easier not to. Buddy works it out in public — the fights he didn't take, the drinking he walked away from, the faith he never found, and the people who got hold of him when he'd gone under.
The gnome king of digital absurdity — a satirical book and site poking fun at conspiracy culture and the chaos of posting into the void.
Sites & experiments
A satirical luxury brand selling premium, artisanally-curated nothing — the only product guaranteed never to end up in a landfill, a junk drawer, or a regret spiral.
A fresh, scientifically-unsound theory every hour — auto-generated, grounded in real RSS feeds, and shipped on a timer, because the deep state never sleeps. (All content is satire. Probably. Don't @ us.)
An educational gaming platform — a growing collection of history, geography, and relativity games, narrated by a time-traveling dog. Travel through time, one game at a time.
A deadly serious engineering report on harvesting electricity from dog barks — feasibility study, prototype design, energy model, and the humane hybrid that actually works. Bottom line: the barking is dramatic; the wattage is not.